While we mash our Smash Burger we hash out such topics as Rooster vs Cock Sauce, Bandersnatch, Goodwill underwear, dolphin suicide, and how older is now younger. Oh, and of course, The Simpsons.

This morning we reminisce at Cracker Barrel while discussing the Spiderverse, exercising to death, Santa Con, Social Ratings and the possibility of a hypocritical Jesus. Oh, and of course, The Simpsons.

Today we nibble and gossip about our 5K, growing a beard, laugh tracks, hypocrisy, The Smashpass Diet, and of course, The Simpsons.

Today we finish our meal at a former MLB star’s restaurant and dish about our celebrity passes, making Blackberries great again, Titanic issues and of course, The Simpsons.

Today we munch at a former MLB star’s restaurant and dish about Tesla, Disenchanted, McCain’s death, Every-other-Beat Songs and the link to drinking and the arts.

No, we aren’t eating at our actual Grandma’s Kitchen. We have to pay (well, Jon does anyway). Today we gossip about cruises, fart humor, Australia and good bad movies.

Today we stuff ourselves with stuffed burgers while stuffing this podcast with conversation about cruises, dangerous Australia, spam scams, Battlebots, Solo Solo and race blindness.

We start the day off at First Watch while discussing our favorite voice actors, our in-house stenographer, what’s the deal with Kanye West and, of course, The Simpsons.

For today’s lunch we spice up our Mexican cuisine with a discussion about sayings that don’t make sense, the BMI con, Good Place theories, and Much Apu About Nothing (which is, of course, about The Simpsons).

Today we dine and discuss Soylent, suns vs stars, dirty Disney, subtle advertising and Tom Brady vs strawberries. Oh, and we did manage to remember The Simpsons…